SYHAPP.CO — VEX, the Digital Sentinel Node

Meet VEX, the digital sentinel node watching over SYHAPP.CO. VEX tracks your cursor, reacts to every incoming data packet and has a famously short temper — interaction advised, but provoke it at your own risk.

What VEX does

• Follows your cursor and makes eye contact.
• Reacts in real time whenever a request arrives at this node.
• Runs through a range of moods: curious, amused, suspicious, irritated, furious.
• Loses patience if you poke it. Keep going and the core fails.
• Sleeps when left alone, and wakes when you come back.

Node status

System SYHAPP.CO, sentinel identifier 5BD6E24E. This node is a holding page: there is no account area, checkout or file store behind it. Traffic reaching it is recorded for security monitoring.